Allow me to introduce myself… you may have already heard of me... If not you're about to get blasted with a load of my sports juice.
I’m Jeremy Fucking Meals, bitches and I’m probably going to piss a lot of you off!
I fucking love Pittsburgh sports and love blogging about them… I’ve got a few things to get off my chest in my first post here at http://insidepittsburghsports.com I’ll mostly cover Penguins/Pirates/Steelers, but will dabble my dong in Pitt football too (if you can call that football! shit man.)
PITTSBURGH PIRATES
Don’t get all pissed off about the Pirates second half of the season. They had a good season and are on the rebuild. They played well until my brother pecker-slapped them into submission. Paul Maholm won’t be back and you can’t blame him. Dude never got an ounce of run support. The Pirates are idiots for letting him leave.
SAFE/UNSAFE
Going to the South Side after the game to look at leopards and stuff………………….SAFE!!!!
Getting pecker-slapped by Jerry Meals while watching the game with binoculars………………….UNSAFE!!!!!
PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
James Neal can impregnate women with his scoring touch both on and off the ice. Mark Letestu and Steve MacIntyre on the other hand are jobbers and are too busy working on their Halloween costume ideas instead of practicing their nuts off.
God only knows where Letestu will fall. He’s played worse than Rico Fucking Fata since his surgery... and that's a slight on Rico Fata.
SAFE/UNSAFE
Making love to James Neal………………….SAFE!!!!
Making love to anyone Talbot slept with………………….UNSAFE!!!!
PITTSBURGH STEELERS
Offensive line was offensive to the entire history of Offensive lines the first couple weeks. They’ve turned the corner by picking up Max Starks – (not literally because that’s impossible.) I’m still predicting a 9-7 season for the Stillers. Big Ben is the best quarterback in the league without a line in front of him. It’d be scary to see him with time in the pocket. Mike Wallace can out run a cop car.
SAFE/UNSAFE
Meeting Big Ben in a bathroom………………….SAFE!!!!
Driving with Hines Ward in Georgia………………….UNSAFE!!!!
STATE OF THE BLOG
Mad Chad is dead… He’s not taking a hiatus. He was stabbed in the anus by Pensblog Charlie on Monday night…and he bled to death. Not really… but SERIOUSLY, who stops reporting in the middle of Steelers season? What the fuck is that?
Don’t get all pissed off about the Pirates second half of the season. They had a good season and are on the rebuild. They played well until my brother pecker-slapped them into submission. Paul Maholm won’t be back and you can’t blame him. Dude never got an ounce of run support. The Pirates are idiots for letting him leave.
SAFE/UNSAFE
Going to the South Side after the game to look at leopards and stuff………………….SAFE!!!!
Getting pecker-slapped by Jerry Meals while watching the game with binoculars………………….UNSAFE!!!!!
PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
James Neal can impregnate women with his scoring touch both on and off the ice. Mark Letestu and Steve MacIntyre on the other hand are jobbers and are too busy working on their Halloween costume ideas instead of practicing their nuts off.
God only knows where Letestu will fall. He’s played worse than Rico Fucking Fata since his surgery... and that's a slight on Rico Fata.
SAFE/UNSAFE
Making love to James Neal………………….SAFE!!!!
Making love to anyone Talbot slept with………………….UNSAFE!!!!
PITTSBURGH STEELERS
Offensive line was offensive to the entire history of Offensive lines the first couple weeks. They’ve turned the corner by picking up Max Starks – (not literally because that’s impossible.) I’m still predicting a 9-7 season for the Stillers. Big Ben is the best quarterback in the league without a line in front of him. It’d be scary to see him with time in the pocket. Mike Wallace can out run a cop car.
SAFE/UNSAFE
Meeting Big Ben in a bathroom………………….SAFE!!!!
Driving with Hines Ward in Georgia………………….UNSAFE!!!!
STATE OF THE BLOG
Mad Chad is dead… He’s not taking a hiatus. He was stabbed in the anus by Pensblog Charlie on Monday night…and he bled to death. Not really… but SERIOUSLY, who stops reporting in the middle of Steelers season? What the fuck is that?
Today I am proud to announce a NEW 412sportstalk.net… one where I, JEREMY FUCKING MEALS takes a huge shit on the blogging community. Today I am announcing that I am running this shit…. Hang on to your anus. It’s about to get all shitty up in here yinz guys!
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