I know what you are thinking. First this is a very odd title, how many has he had tonight? Second how are Philadelphia fans and Wal-Mart customers the same?
Well I see Wal-Mart customers every day at work. There are customers that are very friendly, considerate and good human beings.
Then like at any store there are idiots. Some people have no respect at all for anyone. People think that just because they are the customer, they can come in, demand whatever they want and get it.
People come in claiming they are returning a bad television they bought last month where in reality they are bringing back a TV that they bought 10 years ago at another store but the managers believe them. I won’t get into that but they do believe them and the customers get what they want.
So yes, if anyone wants to try you will have a pretty easy time getting whatever you want at Wal-Mart.
Then there are customers who think just because we sell the merchandise, if something goes wrong with it, it’s our entire fault. Look buddy, I did not create the product, I just sell it, talk to the company who actually invented it.
Anyone who follows Pittsburgh sports knows how idiotic Philadelphia fans can be.
First they think that they are better than everyone else. They do, they talk like it, act like it, they just handle themselves that everyone should bow down and worship them.
What they don’t know is that they are no better than us or anyone else, neither are their precious teams.
In GQ magazine the Philadelphia Eagles fans and Philadelphia Phillies fans were ranked the worst fans in sports.
I would wholeheartedly agree.
On top of treating other fans with no respect whatsoever, Philadelphia fans treat their own players and fans like crap. They boo everyone and everything in their site. Just recently taking down Jayson Werth with a roar of boos who helped them win a World Series.
Philly has also been known for throwing snow balls at Santa Claus. Okay that is a little funny but still Philly fans are ruthless. Then the worst incident of all, possibly the worst ever incident with sports fans.
A drunken Philadelphia Phillies fan purposely vomited on an 11 year old girl at a game.
That is sick and twisted in so many ways. That is horrible. A little innocent girl, enjoying a day at the park, it’s not her fault she is a Phillies fan, gets vomited on from a drunken bum, why? Just because he didn’t like her or she did something to upset him. That guy should be banned from all sporting events for the rest of his life.
They should have his picture on file vomiting on the innocent little girl just in case he ever tries to sneak in. All security and staff should have his face memorized.
I should go hunt that guy down and vomit on him and see how he likes it. We will see if he enjoys it. People should pick on someone their own size not an 11 year old girl just there enjoying a game.
Philadelphia fans and Wal-Mart customers can be a like in a lot of ways. For the most part they are idiots that need to just go away and mind their own business.
Remind me never to go to a Wal-Mart in Philadelphia, I don’t want to know what it would be like.
Written By Michael Healy
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You are a douche bag lol. You are in Pittsburgh, and the only team with respectable die hard fans would be the Steelers. The Pens were about to be sold because they couldn't sell tickets until Sid the Saviour came around, and the Pirates have been in the basement forever and had no fan base. I apologize for booing players when they leave (pretty sure you guys were just crying about Talbot and Jagr) and booing players when they don't play up to our expectations, I forgot, being a fan means to blindly follow a team regardless of how they are playing. You sir are an idiot.
ReplyDeleteI will remember to boo and insult everyone in the Consol Energy Center when I visit to watch my Flyers play. Its called passion, it makes the experience enjoyable.