Mike Wallace is a F*cking Moron

I guess the headline of this post says it all, Mike Wallace of the Pittsburgh Steelers is literally a moron. Of course as a Steelers fan I'm upset that he's threatening a hold-out and is holding the Steelers hostage. That is not the only reason he is a moron though. I literally think if he took a I.Q. test he would fail, and I'm not even sure you can fail those things.


If you have ever heard Wallace talk or read his tweets on Twitter, you would know what I am talking about. Wallace fails to have any grasp on the English language. Not to say that I am the best because I make mistakes here and there but I can at least put together a proper sentence once in a while.

Wallace is currently a restricted free agent. The Steelers slapped a first-round tender on Wallace, and if he signs it he'll make $2.7 million this season. Wallace doesn't want to sign it though.Wallace intends to miss mini-camp, OTAs, and might even hold out out training camp.

My question is who in the Hell does Wallace think he is? Wallace, who calls himself "Da Kid"on Twitter thinks he is worth way more than he really is, I'll tell you that. Reports are that Wallace wants a deal worth over $100 million dollars. Again, Wallace wants a contract worth more than $100 million dollars. That's insane.

Wallace is a good player, but some would argue that Antonio Brown,Wallace's teammate, is going to be a more complete receiver. Wallace is a great deep-threat, but he is a mediocre route-runner, has average hands, can't take a hit, and can't make those amazing catches in the air like a Larry Fitzgerald or Calvin Johnson.

Not really sure if any receiver in the league should be paid more than elite quarterbacks, but I do know Wallace isn't one of them. Wallace can't even sniff Fitzgergald's and Megatron's jockstraps.

Last year Wallace had 100 yards or more in each of the first three games. Wallace did not reach 100 yards in each of the last 10 games of the season and had two big drops in the playoff game against the Denver Broncos. Wallace is a child and should be treated like one from here on out.

If Wallace doesn't sign his tender by June 15th, the Steelers can cut his contract to $577,500.Part of me hope this happens. He's a little brat and deserves to get this treatment.

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I have no idea what the people behind the scenes are doing but someone is not giving Wallace good advice. Where is Hines Ward in all of this? I was thinking maybe he would knock some sense into him...Oh wait Ward held out of camp for more money before and bitched and moaned every time the Steelers even thought about bringing in another receiver. Wallace learned nothing but bad things from Ward when it comes to behavior off the field.

Wallace has since bashed Steelers fans saying that they shouldn't worry about him and gloats about the beach and riding jet skis on a consistent basis on Twitter. All he cares about is money and himself. Which sucks because the Steelers have a team that should contend for a Super Bowl this year.

Wallace can be a big part of that. Instead he's too worried about getting paid. And it's not even that, Wallace wants way more than he's worth. As a Steelers fan I wish Wallace would have signed the tender and a team would have signed him away for the Steelers. If that would have happened the Steelers would have received that team's 1st round draft pick.

Instead the Steelers are stuck with this idiot. Wallace is a moron and is emulates everything that is wrong with professional sports. The last joke will be on him though, the Steelers consistently lose players, especially receivers. They lost Plaxico Burress and Santonio Holmes and still were successful. They have a franchise quarterback in Ben Roethlisberger who can make receivers look way better than they are. The Steelers are a franchise that will move on and succeed without Wallace.

I hope someone knocks some sense into "DA Kid".

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